Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. He decided to … Bill Burr Tickets | Event Dates & Schedule | Ticketmaster.com phenomenon, Bo Burnham, brings you his first one-hour stand-up special “Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words” from the House of Blues in Boston. Look at this. [boos] You probably won’t even notice the fuckin difference. The August 26 show at PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, New Jersey broke the record for the best selling comedy show at the venue, previously held by Jay Leno. I got your mothers. Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. # BillBurr # Philadelphia # Rant # Marriage # Standup # StandUpComedy # Burr # MondayMorningPodcast # JustForLaughs # BillBurrFan # AllenPalin # ATC Bill Burr talks about Game 2 of NBA Finals with the San Antonio Spurs and Miami Heat from 2014. Pissed-off, Burr took his turn onstage and the crowd began giving him the same treatment. 4 minutes left To fuckin talk about you CUNTS. Throw out some topics Let’s talk about heart disease, something you’re all gonna fuckin die of. We pretty much can't print any of the rest of it. The first guy to go on, someone no one remembers out of kindness, got destroyed by the afternoon Philly crowd. Better audio and longer than the original Bill Burr video. Your team should be selling cotton candy in the fucking instructional league. andrewMMPodcast@gmail.com. Go fuck yourselves. Design and development by You and your fuckin Donovan McNabb shirt. I hate this fuckin city. What I should have done was I should have kept my head in the game to survive it. That’s the first time I said cunt. The tour appeared in four cities over four dates. I hope the cheese melts your faces off. "SNL' Host Bill Burr Took Aim at White Women, Cancel Culture, and Gay Pride in a Controversial Monologue The eyebrow-raising set garnered lots of reactions across social media. They have also lived in New Brighton, PA William is related to Rhonda Burr and Joyce G Burr as well as 3 additional people. Thank you very much. I hope somebody takes a fuckin beer stein and just slaps you in the back of your zit infested fucking shoulders and your awful man tits hang. And I’m doin ALL FUCKING SEVEN. A cell phone video recording of the rant has been posted on various video hosting sites. By Abigail Covington We stock all tickets to every Bill Burr show! By the time the 12 minute set (which Burr counted down every passing minute) was over, much of the crowd gave the comedian a standing ovation. You got a fuckin ping pong team? That is until I saw Bill Burr’s latest segment on The Tonight Show. Burr was back in Philadelphia this weekend, so we took the opportunity to ask him about The Rant, along with a few other things, like being on some show you probably never even heard of called Breaking Bad (“I was as big a fan of that show as anybody. His only material regret that night in Camden, apparently, was failing to trash the Sixers. You all gonna go see Rocky 19. If you are interested in any of the other dates, we have them, including Bill Burr Pennsylvania dates as well. Whether he’s acting or telling jokes, he’s Bill Burr. So, I came out and threw gas on a fire that was already going.". Bunch of goddamn fucking losers. "I wasn't a professional. He’s not here. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn’t even exist. into a fuckin show. This gotta be fucking ridiculous. I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. He tells the Philadelphia Post-Gazette , "Can I tell you something? 8 Minutes I’m doin it all. I should get fucking paid right now people. In 2006, that's a great lineup by any reasonable standard. ", and George Carlin's famous football versus baseball routine all come to mind. Jesus Christ the goddamn people on this show are givin me shit. How do you like us now? You are this high above New Orleans. Suck a dick. The Eagles and Sixers are looking pretty good these days, Bill. Sir why are you screaming? You fuckin jackasses. I’m getting paid to shit all over you guys and your stupid fucking rock t-shirts of bands that no one gives a fuck about. Maybe you’ll win another one. Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. I’m fucking trying to deal with this bullshit. Buy Philadelphia Bill Burr tickets for any of the dates below. You won one fucking world series since 1880. Getting booed by people sittin in the fucking grass. What do you think about that? All of you. That’s what I do. 7 MINUTES left. I hope there’s a line of all of you guys getting fuckin car jacked and they take out their big black dicks and they just shove them right in your fucking mouths. I hope you all get in your Ford Focuses and fucking drive off the side of that faggot ass Ben Franklin bridge. Go fuck yourselves. Stage banter takes on a different — deeper — meaning as the comedian performs online shows to homebound viewers worldwide from his Mumbai residence. Fucking standing backstage for 3 hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid-ass piece of shit fuckin crowd. Veteran Boston comic Bill Burr watched from backstage as his colleagues were heaped with abuse. All of you go fuck yourselves in your own assholes. Maybe I wouldn’t have a bunch of cunts not fuckin paying attention 4 hours into a goddamn show. That’s great. We cannot, in good conscience, embed Burr's entire rant here, but here is the YouTube link. What on earth motivated this tirade? "I hope you all f****** die and I hope the Eagles never win the Super Bowl," Burr tamely began. Full rant, with better audio than "Bill Burr Tells Philly The Truth" When several preceding comedians are booed by a drunk and discourteous audience, Bill Burr abandons his prepared material in order to berate the Philly crowd for over 12 minutes. Roland Gabriel running around without a fuckin helmet. You fucking assholes. What do you have to say sir? The most notable of them was Philadelphia due to an incident where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act, Dom Irrera, was heckled heavily by the crowd. Who’s he your dad or something? About Bill Burr: Prior to joining Merrill Lynch Wealth Management, Bill was a professional basketball player and a President of a successful company focusing on professional athletes. I hope that bridge collapses onto your pathetic lives. The Flyers. Fuck all of you and fuck the liberty bell, and shove it up Ben Franklin’s ass. The internet (and soon to be movie, TV, radio, etc.) 3 minutes left of this motherfuckin tirade. ©2021 Bill Burr. 7 Mother fucking minutes left. That’s a fucking record. I still fuckin hate you people. Huh. 6 Minutes left and I will be selling my CD after this shit you mother fuckers [CHEERS] and the only way one you’re getting one is if I throw one at your fuckin stupid heads. What’s that? I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. Bill Burr is an American comedian or a comedian from the North American Union, depending on when you read this. The next day somebody’s mopping up the 3 pounds of fucking brains that are actually left in this goddamn crowd. Does it really have to come to this? You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures Fucking suck a dick. 2 to the back of the head. 52 fuckin hours into a show. With your red candy-striped faggot fuckin uniforms. FEMA would never show up for you fuckin’ assholes. The man tore into Philadelphia for 11+ minutes of pure vitriol and hatred, viciously attacking a crowd of 10,000. I’m gonna finish my set by takin this mic stand base like a fuckin disc. In his standup career, Burr is often remembered for the "Philadelphia Incident." I have a little fuckin cane now. Philadelphia Eagles Philadelphia Phillies Preakness Stakes Ryder Cup San Francisco Giants Seattle Seahawks. Goddamn lawn seats. That’s not bad 12 minute rant. I’m gonna be the little observational comedian here. That’s’ it I come out here with a fuckin gun right. Filter these events. Fuck all of you. He grew up outside of Boston, Massachusetts and did fairly poorly in school, despite the fact that he applied himself. Fucking Rocky is your hero. It returned in the summer of 2007. All rights reserved. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. "I was just annoyed because I was sitting there going like, this is one of the greatest comedy line-ups, as far as up-and-coming guys, that I've been around. I really hope that happens. Bunch of racist fucking morons. Remember that had that whole season when they wore the slacks. Burr, who's since gone on to produce the animated Netflix hit "F is For Family," recently joined Bert Kreischer Bertcast to explain his behavior on that fateful day. I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. You can all lick my fucking red nuts. Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. Listen. What’s that sir? God I hope mass aids, full blown, like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin car and you just pass out and they just find you next to your ’83 Fucking Monte Carlo with gravel imbedded into the fuckin side of your bald ass fuckin head. Absolute fucking clown shoes. Suck a fuckin dick. Just one after another. Somehow there’s another dick in there for you to suck. You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. NEW! The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here. Play the fucking records. Select this result to view William A Burr's phone number, address, and more. I hope that happens to you. Dave Chappelle. You people are on goddamn acid. I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. Bill Burr and The Philadelphia Incident Careers of the rich and famous, have moments that are remembered by the general public, then they have moments the public remember as career defining. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. Coming to you straight from the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, IL to your seat at home! I would really enjoy blowing everbody’s fucking brains out. Not Bill Burr, by the way, but y'all. Fucking goddamn losers. The only thing that’s gonna give it away is me laughing at you in the fucking background. What about not fucking interrupting me you jackass. You fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about. Bill graduated from The College of New Jersey from their prestigious AACSB Accredited School of Business with a Bachelor's Degree in Finance. Yo – I’m seguewaying into my next joke. Location: Boydton, VA . These are historic giants in modern comedy, people who paved the way to an industry that now fuels creative development at Netflix, sends daring amateurs into local clubs for kicks and makes up all the water weight of internet culture. I hope you go 0-15. So anyways back to the joke. You guys were here man. Is this what you want? Andrew Themeles. What are you taking a picture of E-Rock? I just blow all your fuckin brains out. All rights reserved. “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. From the jump, the unruly Philly crowd set the tone of the night by booing the first comedian off the stage and then proceeded to give hell to all other comedians on the bill. It ain’t ever fuckin happen. And these f****** people are treating everyone like s***. When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. I wanna thank you guys for having me. In a recent episode of Joe Rogan's podcast, comedian Bill Burr pushed back against the host on the issue of wearing masks to prevent the spread of COVID-19. In 2006, Bill Burr walked onto a stage in Philadelphia in front of an audience that had booed and jeered every comedian who had come up before … I’m fuckin standing here. That’s all I got left. Fun isn’t it. Fucking antennas go right in your fucking ears. Saget and O'Neal apparently did great, but Irrera got mercilessly booed almost from the jump—and Burr was up next. Oh suck a dick. William Frederick "Bill" Burr (b. June 10, 1968) is an American comedian. "I didn't want to do the show at that point, so really, them booing to the level that they did was my fault," Burr said. For twelve minutes he unleashed his fury on the city of Philadelphia. This is right here is the theme of my set – a broken mic stand. Bring Tug McGraw back from the dead you fucking jackasses. The last two minutes is gonna be my rider for the rest of this fucking tour. Does it really have to come to this people? Suck a dick. PhillyVoice Staff, Comic legend Dom Irrera talks Philly, Hollywood and tiny grandmothers, Philly comedian's new book commemorates Wawa culture, Comedy Central orders pilot of 'Delco Proper', Chester County sues East Whiteland company for $11 million over missing COVID-19 antibody tests, Couples can take a virtual cooking class together Valentine's Day weekend, Post-COVID recovery clinics offer continuing care to 'long-haulers', Rare snowy owl spotted in Pennsylvania draws spectators, Police search continues for Camden County man wanted in Pine Hill campground homicide, The best way to reduce COVID-19 risk in a car? You bunch of fuckin cocks. No one gives a shit. What’s that sir? I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. In general, Bill Burr seems jaded by politics and doesn't think neither Republicans nor Democrats are honest. And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. You can’t see shit. "Let's talk about heart disease, something you're all gonna f****** die of, and I'm gonna laugh at your f****** funerals," Burr continued. For those who aren’t familiar, Burr, the stand-up comedian and intergalactic Bostonian, is often very candid on late-night shows. What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? Fall out of one of those piece of shit buildings. He was joined by the likes of Tracy Morgan, Bob Saget, Dom Irrera and Patrice O'Neal, among others. Or, in general. You got fuckin Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 ft fuckin Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin fucking jackasses. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available. What do you want me to talk about. Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus was the first of three comedy event series, concert tour in 2006, starring comedians featured on the Opie and Anthony show on XM Satellite Radio and CBS Radio. Booing Dom Irerra. That felt great. Bill has sold-out shows at Madison Square Garden on November 14, 2015,the Royal Albert Hall on June 6, 2018 and consecutive shows on March 4 and 5, 2019 Bill Burr holds the record for the most consecutive sold-out shows at the Wilbur Theatre, he performed 19 sold-out shows in a row, besting the record of 10 set by Aziz Ansari. Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. Why don’t ya just get the fuckin Ice Capades down there you assholes. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. Some other shit-assed team that’s never gonna win a championship. You’re all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic because all your fucking heads are shaved anyway no one’s even gonna notice. But more than a decade later, it turns out Burr feels kind of bad about the whole thing. In this extended cut of his 2018 special, Chris Rock takes the stage for a special filled with searing observations on fatherhood, infidelity and politics. All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN DICK. The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. For some reason, it all went horribly south at the old Tweeter Center. Michael Tanenbaum You don’t know who the fuck he is. © 2021 WWB Holdings, LLC. The third result is William A Burr age 60s in Evans City, PA. All of you mother fuckers. That I really feel great. You haven’t won a SuperBowl since they had facemasks. I come out here with a fuckin gun, hollow tip bullets, and I just start fuckin shooting people. Never won shit, since fuckin Gerald Ford was in office. Your email address will not be published. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. Yes. Bill Burr - The Philadelphia Incident (Better Audio) - YouTube Clown shoes. Required fields are marked *. Alright listen I’m out of time. © 2021 Scraps from the Loft. You’re in the front row, you dumb fuck. What do you want? What else what else. Chris Rock Total Blackout: The Tamborine Extended Cut – Transcript, Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words (2010) – Transcript, Vir Das: Outside in – The Lockdown Special (2020) – Transcript, Larry the Cable Guy – Remain Seated (2020) – Transcript. What’s left, the Phillies that faggot ass team named named after a female horse. Go back to the dock and unload some shit. The one fuckin kid that would actually go to college in this fucking crowd. OK. Everyone’s chained to their fuckin chairs and just start blowing your fucking brains out. I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. Fuckin be up here talking about Hitler. You have a soccer team? More than a decade ago, Bill Burr, a cantankerous comic from Massachusetts, came to Camden as part of The Opie and Anthony Show's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour. Do they even fuckin exist anymore? Bill Burr was doing a stand-up comedy bit for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Show in Camden in 2006, and the crowd had turned ugly. That fuckin pussy team. This doesn’t change anything. Having first gained notoriety for his recurring role on the second season of Chappelle’s Show, Filter These Results: Apply. I SAID SUCK A DICK. I broke the mic stand. I got one first. Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly cumming right in your fucking eyeballs, so that it builds up so much that your eyes fucking crust over. I hope the glass gets fuckin into your fuckin shoulder blades and then I see you afterwards “Hey how’s it going” [simulates slapping a good friend in the back] Enjoy the fuckin show? What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. Bunch of goddamn pansies. "I was annoyed," Burr said. He hosted the October 10, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, which became notorious for Burr's crass and (in some considerations) offensive stand-up monologue.. Have a good night. But he wasn’t having it, and launched into one of the most amazing diatribes ever recorded. Say it. All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. Larry the Cable Guy is back to Git R Done. I got 4 minutes left. Transcript of the "Philadelphia incident" where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act was heckled heavily by the crowd. Burr then spent his 12 minute set picking apart every thing about the city from its food, its sports teams, its icons, all while receiving boos from the audience. That aint’ gonna work. Never passed the fuckin 8th grade. PODCAST PRODUCER. I hate the way you eat with your little shitty ass subway. Morgan dipped out after about seven minutes. Huh? City of Brotherly Love. Your fucking Rush T-Shirts that say I beat the shit out of my girlfriends. 2 MINUTES LEFT. You bunch of faggots. I wish I was on his fuckin tour right now. Dude I think he can win! He’s made a career out of being a brutally honest version of himself. Went to the Banana Republic, picked a 20 dollar shirt off the rack. Bunch of pussies. Oh Fuck all you people you ya know what you fucking losers, I hope you all fucking die, and I hope those fucking Eagles never win the Superbowl. http://jimnorton.com/ and http://billburr.com/ and http://www.allthingscomedy.com/ and https://twitter.com/theMMPodcast It aint’ ever happening. That night Burr became the tamer of unruly audiences and earned an incredible amount of respect from comedians and working class audiences that now adore him. Roll down the windows. All rights reserved. Fucking assholes. You guys were phenomenal [Crowd Cheers] Oh no.. Bill Burr will be playing live in Philadelphia and we have all of the best tickets at cheap prices. It’s great. However, Burr would not let the crowd get him like they did the previous acts and kept hammering the audience until some started to turn in his favor. I do 3 minutes. There are some classic moments in the history of comedy that will never be forgotten: Lenny Bruce's many arrests, Andy Kaufman's (staged) Letterman altercation with Jerry Lawlor, Richard Pryor's bit on why he stopped using the "N"-word, the birth of Joan Rivers' trademark "Can We Talk? Bunch of fucking losers. And, you know, I'm a defensive, f****** angry dude anyways, so it was just the perfect storm.". Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. 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